"He must become greater. I must become less."

muffintop-less: No more body shaming!!!

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:29:53 -0400

No more body shaming!!!

Joel Kanitz: choose your thoughts

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:28:03 -0400

And now, dear brothers and sisters, one final thing. Fix your thoughts on what is true, and honorable, and right, and pure, and lovely, and admirable. Think about things that are excellent and worthy of praise. -Philippians 4:8

I post this passage as both an encouragement to you and a reminder…

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doncasturbate: my sense of style is “fuck im late” “what is this” “i love this shirt im gonna wear...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:59:23 -0400

doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”

“this looks like i am on shake it up chicago”

jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:19:54 -0400

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like? An accurate...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:11:59 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

An accurate representation of my life

thatfunnyblog: there are many things in this life i do not understand and this picture is one of...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 22:13:05 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

there are many things in this life i do not understand and this picture is one of them

Funny Stuff you like?

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Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:30:17 -0400

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Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:28:38 -0400

enchantedtoseesparksfly: my-body-not-yours: flatabsandthighgaps...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:05:43 -0500

enchantedtoseesparksfly:

my-body-not-yours:

flatabsandthighgaps:

Seriously. I just need to go on a mini-rant about how freaking amazing Hilary Duff is. She just, everything that could possibly be right about her, is, I swear. She had one of THE best original Disney shows ever. I’m pretty sure Lizzie McGuire was my childhood. She put out CDs, the whole shebang. (You know you know every word to Why Not, and that you at one point owned the Metamorphosis CD, so don’t even lie.) And when she was a teenager, what was the worst thing she did? What, that little tiff with Lindsay Lohan? About Aaron Carter or whatever? You didn’t see her in sex scandals, and out partying and going out of control. Then she went on and did a bunch of movies that were freaking amazing, like A Cinderella Story and Cheaper by the Dozen. She had a few weight issues along the way for like, half a day (or am I thinking of Lohan?), but freaking look at her now. She’s been married for freaking two years, and just had her first kid, not at 16, but at freaking 24. Now she’s into freakin’ animal rights, and protects the right of children and is all philanthropic and crap. This chick is such a bamf, is the one that teenage girls should look up to now, not some Snooki or whoever the crap else people are idolizing. Show some respect, bro. Show some respect. She’s not just a fitspiration, or a thinspiration, she is one of the biggest freaking inspirations of my generation.

I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRR

SHE IS THE BEST

Preach!

#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:22:51 -0500

#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite woman #favourite everything

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Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:39:49 -0500

thatfunnyblog: best insult ever Funny Stuff you like?

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 19:36:21 -0500

thatfunnyblog:

best insult ever

Funny Stuff you like?

alleeexxxx: pineapple-owl: laughinglikeme: samandriel: visiti...

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:51:44 -0500

alleeexxxx:

pineapple-owl:

laughinglikeme:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

i’m laughing so hard right now!

i have so much love for this

A Disney villain has to be singing this.

"I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be..."

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:59:01 -0500

“I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day.”

- (via theburiedlife)

The awkward moment when you realise that Tumblr is the Grinch...

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:06:18 -0500

drgreenragemonster:

theburiedlife: What Love means to a 4-8 year old: A group of...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 14:26:53 -0500

theburiedlife:

What Love means to a 4-8 year old: A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, ’What does love mean?’ The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined

See what you think:

‘When my grandmother got arthritis , she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore.. So my grandfather does it for her all the time , even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.’ – Rebecca, age 8

‘When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.’ – Billy, age 4

‘Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.’ – Karl, age 5

‘Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.’ –Chrissy, age 6

‘Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.’ -Terri, age 4

‘Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him , to make sure the taste is OK.’ – Danny, age 7

‘Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing , you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that.
They look gross when they kiss’ – Emily, age 8

‘Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents
and listen.’ –Bobby, age 7

‘If you want to learn to love better , you should start with a friend who you hate” –Nikka, age 6

‘Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt , then he wears it everyday..’ –Noelle, age 7

‘Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.’ –Tommy, age 6

‘During my piano recital , I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.’ – Cindy, age 8

‘My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.’ –Clare, age 6

‘Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.’ –Elaine, age 5

‘Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.’ –Chris, age 7

‘Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.’ -Mary Ann, age 4

‘I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.’ –Lauren, age 4

‘When you love somebody , your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.’ - Karen, age 7

‘Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross..’ –Mark, age 6

‘You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.’ –Jessica, age 8

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman’s yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, ‘Nothing , I just helped him cry’.

directionersvsdirectionators: This kinda happens a lot… This...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 16:09:36 -0500

directionersvsdirectionators:

This kinda happens a lot…

This is for Cornbread

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Wed, 14 Nov 2012 15:50:00 -0500

facety: if i was e e cummings i would say “e e leavings” every time i left a room

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 15:46:01 -0500

facety:

if i was e e cummings i would say “e e leavings” every time i left a room